Sexy and I Know it: Archaic Rap

Yes, when I strut on past them, the ladies stare and think that “He is shockingly marvelous and handsome.”

I prostitue women in tune to musical rhythm, while journeying down the streets in my new fanciful and expensive clothing, yes!

This would be how I rotate to move, with animal skin pantaloons beyond control.

It is I, “Scarlet Foo” with the enormous round hair.

In turn, like Sir Leroy, I also bioluminous.

Ah, ladies, take a keen look at my person.

I exercise daily to maintain a fit figure.

Ah, ladies, take a keen look at my person.

I exercise daily to maintain a fit figure.

(I took a lot of time to write this out, please reblog not repost!) 

sherlock-sherbet:

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iggymarauder:

gdfalksen:

Cyberpunk Eyes 

University of Washington researchers have figured out how to implant semitransparent red and blue LED lights in contact lenses, for the purpose of receiving and displaying data in sharp visual images and video. This means wearers will literally be able to watch TV or view photos that are projected directly onto their eyeballs.

SCREECHING

THE FUTURE IS HERE YOU GUYS

Imagine watching a horror movie, you can’t close your eyes… NOPE!

I want this baddddd

Now, they need to swap the LEDs to face the other way. Instead of facing in, how about they face out and we can all have glowing eyes?? Also, would that let us see in the dark?

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ragecomics4you:

Catholic Rage

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10knotes:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Everytime I share a bed with Katie. Every single time.

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-loner:

U.S.-Mexico Border

Btw, people should know this, that’s Mexico on the right and the US on the left.

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the-unpopular-opinions:

It’s not true that only girl have pressure to be good looking and attractive. Guys need to be thin AND workout, or they’re not considered cute or hot or whatever. If you don’t have abs, perfect hair, perfect teeth, perfect face, perfect body, you’re not considered beautiful. You also need to be a hipster with $400 clothes all the time, or a Swag kind with, again, expensive clothes and stupid walk.

Some guys actually suffer from that, some have eating disorders, you can’t generalize that only women are affected by this. 

Anon please

Yep, completely true. I know girls who’ve had eating disorders, that talk to me about it like I don’t understand. Yeah, I do. Stuff like this, doesn’t help anyone.

drunkhippie:

The headline has been changed to: 

OBAMA FLIP FLOPS ON GAY MARRIAGE

well its true! I dont even care if I lose followers for this. When any other politician suddenly changes their mind its called a flip flop. But for some reason when Obama does it we call it “evolving”. Just last week he was saying that he was against gay marriage and now all of a sudden, during a campaign year I might add, he changes his mind. All I’m doing is pointing out the obvious political bias here. Here’s the definition of a political flip flop for anyone who doesn’t believe me.  

verb (used without object)

10.

Informal . to make a sudden or unexpected reversal, as ofdirection, belief, attitude, or policy: The opposition claimedthat the President had flip-flopped on certain issues.  

That is the dictionary.com definition if you would like to look it up yourself. What he did was a political flip flop. There’s nothing else to it. I’m not saying I’m against gay marriage, I’m not saying I’m homophobic (most of my friends are gay) all I’m saying is that the headline is correct. What he did was a political flip flop, and if any republican ever tried to do that, know that it definitely  wouldn’t have been called “evolving”. 

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/flip-flop

Love that there’s people out there realizing this.
Obama has no spine.
And Romney’s just as bad.
RON PAUL 2012!

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ragecomics4you:

Job Hunt

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It’s been almost a year :(

And to add some humor to the night

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falsesolution:

This is one of the most haunting photos I have ever seen. It is hundreds of wedding rings that were removed from those in Concentration Camps.

I haven’t seen a single post on my dash about it being the remembrance day of the Holocaust today so I guess it’s up to me

This is sobering.

:(

So, blogging this kinda late, but still. Should be seen.

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Hulk and his new Toy..

the ENTIRE theater died laughing at this bit. Not even joking. 

the wheeze that followed ten seconds later nearly killed me.

Best part of the movie.

everyone in our theater starting laughing their asses off and screaming

there was cheering at this point

I’ve never enjoyed seeing a villain I like getting hurt more

I was in a theatre with about 15 people in it >:( stupid dumbass LA theatre….

My boyfriend and I were laughing our asses off, but no one else reacted as much as we did… Whatever, we had fun!!

We were in the largest theatre and everyone DIED.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that wheeze after was PERFECT lol. Everyone was laughing SO hard I couldn’t even hear the puny god line lol.

TROLOLOLOL. loki got Hulk’d

The theater was laughing and clapping so hard man. This was awesome.

omg fAVE MOMENT IN THE THEATERS

The whole theater applauded soooooo many times throughout the movie :D

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